Wednesday, July 13, 2011

dear tomorrow



some people just want to be left alone. most of them listen to goth. this claustrophobic piece of paranoia from the soft moon is one of those rare moments in the annals of music history that should define a generation. if only the internet weren't born. if only people weren't so post everything. brooding is an understatement. vampires would cringe at this shit. the other tracks from their self-titled LP aren't as forgiving to the senses, and even harder to listen to than tales of suicide. but it's a glorious foray into the depths of confusion. if it were a physical thing, this music would smell like burning leather. kill your family. then a pack of teenagers. then make a movie out of it. brandish your monstrosities on the dance floor, motherfuckers. all hail depression.

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Troll Hunter

wtf where's da blood?

kraut pop gone haywire



the German techno subgenre Electro-lore . 1/8 Duran Duran, 1/8 Magnetic Fields, 1/8 Eno, 1/8 Jared Hess, whatever the hell is left is beyond description.

i really haven't decided whether or not this is the greatest or dumbest thing i've ever seen in all my years as a webstalker.

walls and cats

come on, guys, who still blogs nowadays? the sycophants and god impersonators are on facebook assailing your wall with pictures of cats and ...