tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37111328033228487232024-02-19T15:23:55.415+08:00hashtags and collateral damageno coke in the dope deal of life.fanboy420http://www.blogger.com/profile/04104419250589785633noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3711132803322848723.post-32656091176988492712013-10-09T00:05:00.002+08:002013-10-09T00:05:24.548+08:00walls and catscome on, guys, who still blogs nowadays? the sycophants and god impersonators are on facebook assailing your wall with pictures of cats and cute babies. your friends are posting youtube vids of music you wished you discovered first, so you withhold clicking the like button. kids are tweeting selfies and mom's old-fashioned apple pie ends up on instagram. where is our promised Mars colony? where is our industrial post-apocalyptic social meltdown? <div>
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i want geekhood to be unfashionable again, so that the rage and dissent and isolationism of entire generations could breathe back down on us and tell us that being a know-it-all and writing poetry in your secret LJ account is a serious affliction. </div>
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damn it all to hell. here's something cool.</div>
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fanboy420http://www.blogger.com/profile/04104419250589785633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3711132803322848723.post-14657876354163941452011-08-24T21:09:00.002+08:002011-08-24T21:09:58.978+08:00one wordchillwave.fanboy420http://www.blogger.com/profile/04104419250589785633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3711132803322848723.post-64370815820778194782011-07-13T20:51:00.000+08:002011-07-13T20:51:54.135+08:00dear tomorrow<object width="425" height="349"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0dIoRhnX3oY?version=3&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0dIoRhnX3oY?version=3&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="349" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object><br />
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some people just want to be left alone. most of them listen to goth. this claustrophobic piece of paranoia from the soft moon is one of those rare moments in the annals of music history that should define a generation. if only the internet weren't born. if only people weren't so post everything. brooding is an understatement. vampires would cringe at this shit. the other tracks from their self-titled LP aren't as forgiving to the senses, and even harder to listen to than tales of suicide. but it's a glorious foray into the depths of confusion. if it were a physical thing, this music would smell like burning leather. kill your family. then a pack of teenagers. then make a movie out of it. brandish your monstrosities on the dance floor, motherfuckers. all hail depression.fanboy420http://www.blogger.com/profile/04104419250589785633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3711132803322848723.post-18838919266485928572011-07-02T21:07:00.000+08:002011-07-02T21:07:56.352+08:00albino gorilla is maaaaad<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://cdn.animaltalk.us/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/image00410.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="248" src="http://cdn.animaltalk.us/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/image00410.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">wutchu lukin at foo?</div>fanboy420http://www.blogger.com/profile/04104419250589785633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3711132803322848723.post-71008412959062914432011-07-02T20:58:00.001+08:002011-07-02T20:59:38.384+08:00more weird than your grandma<object width="560" height="349"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RGlJjVdzPDY?version=3&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RGlJjVdzPDY?version=3&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="349" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>fanboy420http://www.blogger.com/profile/04104419250589785633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3711132803322848723.post-71692010914984610272011-06-30T02:23:00.000+08:002011-06-30T02:23:43.521+08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://twitchfilm.com/news/TrollHunterStill.jpg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="433" src="http://twitchfilm.com/news/TrollHunterStill.jpg" width="650" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Troll Hunter</div>fanboy420http://www.blogger.com/profile/04104419250589785633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3711132803322848723.post-83275561326927057632011-06-30T02:16:00.000+08:002011-06-30T02:16:53.110+08:00wtf where's da blood?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/alien-vs-predator-chess-20090426-124300.jpg" imageanchor="1" style=""><img border="0" height="373" width="500" src="http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/alien-vs-predator-chess-20090426-124300.jpg" /></a></div>fanboy420http://www.blogger.com/profile/04104419250589785633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3711132803322848723.post-25096832622679465912011-06-30T01:46:00.001+08:002011-06-30T02:25:01.470+08:00kraut pop gone haywire<object height="349" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7ib58rRgZJ8?version=3&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7ib58rRgZJ8?version=3&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="349" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object><br />
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the German techno subgenre Electro-lore . 1/8 Duran Duran, 1/8 Magnetic Fields, 1/8 Eno, 1/8 Jared Hess, whatever the hell is left is beyond description.<br />
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i really haven't decided whether or not this is the greatest or dumbest thing i've ever seen in all my years as a webstalker.fanboy420http://www.blogger.com/profile/04104419250589785633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3711132803322848723.post-23590994310127534272011-06-30T01:25:00.001+08:002011-06-30T01:26:24.819+08:00fucking crazy<object width="425" height="349"><param name="movie" value="https://www.youtube.com/v/7XzLbGssArQ?version=3&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="https://www.youtube.com/v/7XzLbGssArQ?version=3&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="349" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>fanboy420http://www.blogger.com/profile/04104419250589785633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3711132803322848723.post-6159042705320252842011-06-30T01:14:00.001+08:002011-06-30T01:16:07.123+08:00so i was unclogging up the toilet today<object width="560" height="349"><param name="movie" value="https://www.youtube.com/v/LzHUbTohLWo?version=3&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="https://www.youtube.com/v/LzHUbTohLWo?version=3&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="349" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object><br />
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i ran 5 fucking kilometers today. it wasn't as serious, though, as my bathroom problem. my flush is ass deep broken, i had to take a dump, and the sink was clogged. so i closed my eyes and reached in deep.<br />
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and then i sat on my glasses and chipped the tip of it. life is so fucking amazing.<br />
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now i have two styes in my eye. ain't no fucking joke, dr. seuss. JESUS HEAL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS! THEY'RE IMPAIRING MY VISION!<br />
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what else is so fucking great about my life? huh? hmmm, let's see. oh.<br />
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ellen? meh. flip.<br />
some old-ass black and white snorefest. meh. flip<br />
some black bitch is crying about her problems. meh. flip<br />
korean telenovela. shiver. flip<br />
space cruiser yamato. zzzzz. flip<br />
<a href="http://www.nationalgeographic.com/">SICK TIGERS?!?! AWWWWWW!</a> :( flip<br />
wimbledon! duuuude. flip<br />
another buffy ripoff. *pukeinmymouth* flip<br />
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play this game instead<br />
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Dear Marvel,<br />
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Here's how the Ultimate's Death of Spider-Man SHOULD have gone down.<br />
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So there's this interface fare down at the college where Peter Parker used to TA for chem 171. And Peter was asked to sub for a techno-linguistics professor down at Engineering (under Prof. Scottie McHaggis). But while Parker was subbing for this flu-ridden phD, his class session was seized by an intergalactic technovirus unwittingly unleashed by Warlock, (that freaky robot alien from the New Mutants) when he had a one-night stand with Danger, that Shi-ar X-Man problem. It was a mutation of the first DTD, digitally transmitted disease. It then became alive when it hived with Columbia University's hydrolab distillation timers and computed a passkey to sentience. So as it gnawed away at the school's cybersystems, Peter (and what little he knows about computer hacking) has to learn quick and find a way to crawl through the computer's system to save New York from complete technobliteration. He is then absorbed by the evil machine that is birthed at the core of the SHIELD sub-base under Lower Manhattan. But as a last resort, Spider-Man used Iron Man's technovirus to link internally with the system and upload his consciousness in it. And then KABLOOEY! OVERLOAD! All that was left was a big bad blob of mess that the NYPD has to clean up and Peter Parker's corpse fried from the neck up.<br />
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THAT'S HOW HE SHOULD HAVE DIED, DAMMIT!<br />
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sorry. i think i'll go take my meds now.<br />
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Sincerely,<br />
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Fanboy420<br />
World Wide Webstalkerfanboy420http://www.blogger.com/profile/04104419250589785633noreply@blogger.com0